Jokes for Today

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CRACK YOUR RIBS OUT     

    
A student in a management school came up to a girl and hugged her without any warning.
The surprised
girl said, “what
was that?”
The guy smiled
at her, “Direct
marketing”
The girl slapped him soundly.
“What was that?” said the boy, holding his
cheek.
“Customer feedback”


Which person own pain pass?????

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